Saturday, May 22, 2010

RGR020 - The Next Adventure

I've always dreamed of being a princess.
I've always dreamed of being a princess.
Kind of a weak introduction, isn't it?
Kind of a weak introduction, isn't it?

Yep, I'm bad at keeping up with gaming. That modern game I mentioned? Beat it, immediately started the sequel. But now the sequel's beaten, so maybe I'll be able to focus better on Dragon Warrior IV. I know it's wishful thinking at this point, but the pace I keep is my own, so if I want to speed up, I'll speed up. If I can manage to actually make some posts, that is.

Anyway, back to the game. Chapter 2 follows the adventure of Princess Alena, a tomboy princess from the kingdom of Santeem. She wants nothing more than to venture out into the world and prove her strength, but the king won't allow her to leave the castle. He's just concerned for her safety, since there are all kinds of scary monsters lurking outside, but that's exactly why she wants to go. Everyone around her, including her tutor, Brey, and servant Cristo, keep urging her to give up on her dream and stay in the safety of the castle.

Of course, it wouldn't be much of an adventure if she listened to everyone and stayed put. Fortunately, she recently kicked a gaping hole in the wall of her room, which is now under repair. Since the wall repair guy only seems to know how to use wood and nails, all he can manage is to cover the hole. So, with one good hard kick, Alena is able to sneak her way out of the castle.

Yeah, like you'll be able to keep me here.
Yeah, like you'll be able to keep me here.
He's not sexist, just overprotective.
He's not sexist, just overprotective.

Yeah, yeah... but I'm still leaving.
Yeah, yeah... but I'm still leaving.
Fair enough; it's all your fault!
Fair enough; it's all your fault!

You do know I live here, right?
You do know I live here, right?
Is this your first day here?
Is this your first day here?

It's my wall. I'll do what I want with it.
It's my wall. I'll do what I want with it.
You're wasting your time.
You're wasting your time.

Eww... I'll bet he's drooling a little.
Eww... I'll bet he's drooling a little.
I'm not so sure.
I'm not so sure.

Let's go protest against discrimination!
Let's go protest against discrimination!
It'll be ready when you COOK IT YOURSELF.
It'll be ready when you COOK IT YOURSELF.

At least this guy recognizes me.
At least this guy recognizes me.
And she'll promptly break those hands.
And she'll promptly break those hands.

Hey now... looks like someone has a crush...
Hey now... looks like someone
has a crush...
Oh, but you know it will.
Oh, but you know it will.


Flimsy walls are no match for me!
Flimsy walls are no match for me!
Hello there, roof kitty!
Hello there, roof kitty!

Sneak might not be the most appropriate word, since Brey and Cristo quickly catch up with Alena outside, and, realizing they can't stop her, decide instead to join her. From this point on, the king finally understands that this journey is very important to her, so he allows her to freely leave the castle as she wishes.

At this point, I spent some time fighting the weak monsters around the castle in order to gain experience and gold for weapon and armor upgrades. You know, like I always do. The nearby village of Surene has a fair selection of beginner's equipment, including things for Brey (a wizard), and Cristo (a cleric). We met a wandering poet named Marone there who kept coming up with these lame lyrics involving whatever he happened to be looking at.

We stuck around until nightfall, but there wasn't much of importance going on. Most people were sleeping and Marone was singing about things he saw in the sky, so we decided to turn in for the night. When we began to explore the area the next morning, we happened upon a sign that pointed us eastward, toward a village called Tempe. There's nothing but shoreline and mountains in every other direction, so we'll be heading east.

That's more like it!
That's more like it!
Well, that's a good start.
Well, that's a good start.

So this is what the outside world looks like...
So this is what the outside
world looks like...
Remind me not to tell you any secrets.
Remind me not to tell you any secrets.


So there's some nice equipment here then?
So there's some nice
equipment here then?
Uhh... I guess not.
Uhh... I guess not.


But she's a nun.
But she's a nun.
And you're a nun.
And you're a nun.

Too bad you don't have a day job to not quit.
Too bad you don't have a
day job to not quit.
I recommend you watch your mouth.
I recommend you watch your mouth.


Watch out, she's a snake!
Watch out, she's a snake!
Since when?
Since when?

Seriously, you make money off this?
Seriously, you make money off this?
I wish he could write better lyrics.
I wish he could write better lyrics.

You're on your own there, pal.
You're on your own there, pal.
Gosh, the world is so big!
Gosh, the world is so big!

And so, Alena's adventure begins as she and her companions hike eastward toward the village of Tempe. Check back soon for the next exciting installment of Retro Gamer Ryan: Dragon Warrior IV: Chapter 2 Edition!

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